However, sometimes we just want to be alone and don't feel like interacting with others. We all have those days where we'd just rather lock ourselves in our rooms and not be disturbed as we read, watch TV, or even go on the Internet without having other people bother us. For those times, I suggest that there ought to be "anti-social networking sites." These sites, with names such as iNeedMySpace, getouttamyface-book, and Bitter, would be an opportunity for us to tell the world to just shut up and leave us alone! Some examples of status updates on these sites would be:
"Maxine is not listening to you. See those headphones on my ears? That means I don't want to talk to you."
"Billy is completely ignoring you. Go away!"
"Oscar wants to tell you to SCRAM!"
These sites would also have a Dislike button (rather than a like button). Plus, when you get a friend request, your options would not be limited to "accept" or "ignore," but there would also be a "reject" option. If you chose to reject someone as a friend, they would get a message that says, "Tony has rejected your friend request, and wants to let you know to leave him alone and get a life, you LOSER!"
And for the truly hardcore anti-socialites among us, there'd be an option to create an Enemies List. If you REALLY don't want to friend someone, you can add them to your Enemies List. They would recieve a message saying, "Danielle has not only rejected your friend request, but she hasn't forgiven you for all the times you bullied her in middle school. You have now been added to her Enemies List."
Livejournal would also have its anti-social counterpart: NotDeadJournal! This would allow you to simply notify everyone that you are not dead yet. You would just say, "Phil is not dead yet. So you can stop worrying and LEAVE ME ALONE!"
**NOTE: I am not in an anti-social mood, nor do I advocate anti-social websites. Please do not take this satirical composition seriously.




